The lovely folks at Apple have seen fit to provide me with hours of amusement.

Inside the
Apple Store, you can pick out an iPod music player, and for $49 (cheap!) Apple will laser-inscribe a message of your choice.
They even provide a little
web application, that shows you what it will look like.

Without further ado, and in no particular order, here is my list of
"The Top Ten Things To Write On Your iPod".
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